Contact me...

...only if you have good news; want to learn more; or work with me (I'm a nice guy).

I only respond to real people. So, don't waste our time. (Email or Instagram).

Love,

mark

Email

PizzaFlake@gmail.com

Phone

1-800-Go-Eff-Yourself (Try it. It's good for anxiety. Saves you time and money not effing other people.)

Address

The Plan-it down your taint into Uranus (Just playing. Don't get ahh-LLL Pee Pee Hurt. Eeee. Ho. La.)(*New Mexican accent ;-)